Jacobito is not so ito as of late. Can anyone say weight gain? I can. It's not fun. The doctor said, "You have gained 1 gazillion pounds" (admittedly, this quote is hyperbole). I cried. She didn't know that I don't like gaining weight.
That being said, he is apparently the boy with the heart of a girl...Literally, he has a really strong heart beat (about 150 beats per minute) for a boy. I knew I would get my girl somehow!
Last week, I received the best gifts! We got a little track suit and a jersey for him from Bob, James' friend at work. Also, since said gifts support the Broncos, without whom I would be eternally lost, the glee that I felt at the reception of the gift is compounded at an exponential rate (I like polysyllabic words).
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Are you sure it's an exponential rate? Because, you know, for it really to be an exponential rate, it has to be at least squared. Actually, that may be a lie. I guess 0 and 1 are exponents too. But just the other day, in the class that you missed where I screwed up our grade, Mongoose said something had "increased exponentially" when it increased by 10 percent or some such horseshit. Anyway, you get my point. I'm glad Jacob has a fast heartbeat.
yay!! a blog!!
I would like to say that boys can have fast heart beats and that you do not weigh a gazillion pounds..In fact, you are the hottest mom to be I have ever been married to...Oh yeah..and Jacob loves to move...
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